I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My feet surprised me
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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