We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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