I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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