question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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