Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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