I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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