Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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