My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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