plz talk dirty to me
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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