we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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