Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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