people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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