Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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