Me too!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is it because I queefed?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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