its not stalking. its research.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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