we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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