Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
is it fun? or sober?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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