You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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