Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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