did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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