I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
