You work out of a Hotel?
we made out on top of his cat.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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