another moral hangover. fuck.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
where are you?
Hypothermia
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
