i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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