I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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