just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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