The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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