so that wasnt chicken after all
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You took a bar mat shot.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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