She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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