yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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