watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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