On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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