There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do vagina's smell?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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