Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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