It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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