Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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