I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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