As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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