It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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