i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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