well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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