Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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