so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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