Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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