It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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