are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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