You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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