Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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