Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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