Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
